B: What's with this fat guy in the red suit?
F: It's Santa! Mom says he's going to bring us toys.
B: I hope he brings me more bottles!
F: I better put a bow on...people keep asking if I'm a boy, and I really want girl toys.
F: I can't wait until Christmas morning. I'm sure I made the nice list.
B: Uh oh--is there a naughty list?